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deucebowl:

If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds.

i think you would be a very good wizard.

Posted 15 hours ago With 101,089 notes

i dont know if people are checking me out or shocked at how ugly i am

Posted 15 hours ago With 103,196 notes

sloth-with-a-blog:

thatpsychowriter:

For all of you who are worried that there might be secret mind readers in the room just try MENTALLY SCREAMING and if anyone jumps or flinches, you know

you really live up to your url

Posted 15 hours ago With 51,994 notes

sexcake:

i know im ugly but can some guy just take one for the team and love me

Posted 15 hours ago With 123,263 notes